Sounds like every contemporary country music singer today. They song about loving God, then in the same song sing about picking up drunk bar skanks and nailing them in the back of their truck.
@Supah Fligh, EVERYONE WHO COMMENTS ON THIS, PUT IN PARENTHESIS THE TEAM YOU WANT TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!! (Patriots)
@Supah Fligh, give me one example.
@Supah Fligh, what sick twisted country music do you listen to? Geez. (Well it WAS the broncos, but now I guess falcons.)
@Supah Fligh, its called a hypocrite
@Supah Fligh, "SOOPAH FLY, SOOPAH FLY!!!!!!" ".....What?" "I LIKE A DO THA CHA CHA. I LIKE A DO THE CHA CHA. THE CHA CHA." Sorry, your username made me think of that. Best. Video. Ever.
@Supah Fligh, one example, because I'm pretty sure you heard a remix that turned to a rap song
@Hater Who Hates, No.
@Supah Fligh, Neither I nor anyone I know has never heard a single country song about that ever.
@Hater Who Hates, 49ers
@Hater Who Hates, This person has had the most down-votes I've ever seen
@Hater Who Hates, ha -52 is it because of the idea or that i am ruting for the pats??? Might be both :(
I'm going to go for the most down votes ever on a single comment.
@stool, you should have just said first.
@stool, here's what you should say " I'm first! Yay but it's because all of my swag btw who else is cutting for bieber? If that doesn't get you so many down voted then I don't know what will
@stool, Woah, don't thumb him all the way up either. He just wants attention. Even him out to zero, or he'll be satisfied.
@stool, attention seeker trolling foolish (sorry) people. If he gets loads of downvotes he'll be successful and if he gets loads of up votes he'll be successful.
Sorry for replying to you just to be closer to the top but I need help. I really really really like this girl but...it's my best friends girlfriend. She acts like she likes me but I don't know if I should tell her how I feel because it'll mess up our friendship, for better or worse. If some random person from the Internet could help it'd be very appreciated. I know this isn't the place but I need somewhere my friends don't go on. Thanks. :P and don't thumb down or make troll comments...I've seen others do similar things here.
@Professor Cornflakes, I'd say go for it! She just might be the girl you marry!!
@Professor Cornflakes, well your in a bit of a pickle! Intact I had the same thing happen to my self only recently... Not fun. First off, I'm going to presume that your an American teenager (physiologically that presumption is actually important.) girls come and go, and they will do for years... If your not going to marry her and you just want to be with her and phuck around, then there is no reason... In fact, no excuse for you to train wreck your friends relationship. Leave it be and just keep her in your wank bank for later use.
@Cannon Fodder, My wank bank XD you're freaking awesome.
@7jsoto, Thanks I expected hate comments honestly.
@Cannon Fodder, and your assumption was correct
@business cat, I said that once and I said I'm going for most thumbs down. I got up voted A LOT. I actually wanted down votes T_T
@cheesy, reverse psychology
Kinda wish stuckpixel would just leave religion out of this app entirely..
@the floor is lava, Yeah, these religion wars are getting annoying :/
@5 Finger Derp Punch, UR name epic
I, my self, am a Catholic... Go to church and all that... But Christians that go around telling everyone how their going to he'll and we're not are the worst kind of people. STOP! They don't want to hear it! Mind your own business and enjoy the fact that you personally think you will be saved.... Sorry, there's my rant done.
@Cannon Fodder, I completely agree with you and if I may add a point to that, I hope all unbelievers realize we're not all like the Jehovah's Witness people, they're just annoying.
@Cannon Fodder, You mean like Jehovah's Witness people?
@5 Finger Derp Punch, Whoops, I didn't realize the first one went through
@Cannon Fodder, you know, even we Catholics are supposed to evangelize. Just be subtle, and lead by example. :)
Anybody else notice the pirate face in your e card?
@Troll rapist, I think it's intentional, everyone would've noticed it
@Troll rapist, WOAH!! I never saw that before :) sarcasm not intended I actually never saw that befor :D
Yes, I'm a Christian. No, I don't think it makes me better than anyone.
Sounds like my old high school. "YOLO I MAY HE PREGGERZ BUT AT LEAST HE GAVE ME THA PILLS AFTER WE SLEPT TOGETHER. HE GON BE A GOOD DADDY. IM STILL GONNA BE WITH MY BOYFRAND DOE. BUT I KNOW JESUS WILL HELP ME THROUGH."
That's why I like being an Atheist. We do nice things because we think it's the right thing to do, not because a book tells us to or we burn for eternity. No offense to believers.
@Mr Bond, Everyone, regardless of religious beliefs, do nice things because it's the right thing to do. The cause is a conscience.
@Mr Bond, I don't know why you got down voted, I agree whole heatedly.
@Mr Bond, *heartedly
@Mr Bond, I don't mean to offend or anything but what a lot of religious people don't understand is that doing good things just to have a good afterlife in no way makes you a good person.
@Name of Names, I agree.
@Mr Bond, I don't know what book you're talking about but the one I read never mentions that. :/
@Name of Names, I agree, but I still believe religious people do go that extra step because they are in fact religious and believe it's beneficial for them.
@Exactly19Characters, Not sure about anyone else, but I do good things because I don't like to see other people upset. Especially people I care about. I've got sins and things that I'm paying for, but I don't do good deeds to make up for them, because that isn't how it works with most religions. You do good things out of the goodness of your heart (that sounds cheesy,) not because it'll look good on your celestial resume. Thanks for reading. XP
@Mr Bond, What you're saying does make sense, but there are scumbag religeous people, and scumbag athiests who think because they don't have the possibility of a bad afterlife, they can act however they want. There are nice people and a*sholes of every belief
@Exactly19Characters, actually, most religions believe doing good works doesn't get you to heaven. Contrary to popular belief, us religious folk actually have a consience and do good works because they're right.
Thumbs up me if you LOVE God!
@American, no thanks. Not an idiot.
@Dieaiden666, It doesn't make you an idiot if you have your own opinions, no need to be so rude.
Anyone here like fishsticks?
@jimmy1998, Only with custard. :3
@jimmy1998, Onlu with custard. ;)
First! I got swag
@KellLovesOrangeSoda, by posting first, you immediately lost all swag you would've had.
@A little negro, Did you find any sort of pleasure in insulting a completely harmless religion?
And I'm just sitting here procrastinating.
Funny story for the day, my Grandad went to a soccer game and was handed a leaflet, what he thought was information about the match was actually a hidden scam. Inside the leaflet was a text from the bible and the address of a church where he could get his sins removed... Shows how desperate religious people are getting :/ sorry for the long one, just something to share :)
@Classic, by posting that and showing how desperate, u seem desperate to get ur opinion known
@Thegootch, no, I just think its a cool story I'd like to share really :)
@Classic, Actually, that's usually greedy atheists (no offense to any atheists) that are just in it for quick money.
@Classic, you misspelled football.
@5 Finger Derp Punch, wait, atheists hand out religious pamphlets to make money? You sound like a smart guy.
@ProudGlork, I said no offense, sorry if I offended you :(
No letters in my name cuz YOLO
@ 9, , we don't use that word around here.
@stool, I use it because of all my SWAG,YOLO
@ 9, are you serious?
@ 9, i would say kill your self but your punishment must be more severe.
It's weird, and I'm not saying this includes everyone, but all of the atheists I know just say they are so they can get away with anything they want.
Lol what's so funny about this is that it's true!
It is true like all these people who say they're Christian like smoke and do all that crap and you wouldn't be able to tell
Sounds like every whore in high school
842nd like on the Facebook page!
You better have BURN HEAL!!
I'm at the store
@That One Alaskan, Unoriginal. Get out
@That One Alaskan, may God have mercy on your soul...
@That One Alaskan, gtfo
@That One Alaskan, Sure, and I'm at the Krusty Krab.
@That One Alaskan, false, there are not any stores in Alaska.
@That One Alaskan, Are you asking to be thumbed down?
@Spar, Jamal is a leader. Someone who will start something and will not stop. He is an amazing person who has given us all the pleasure to be in his presence. Funny Pics is his home, where he has lead us to the persistence we have all needed every day of our lives. And he has done this by saying one simple sentence as a comment under each and every picture:
I'm at the store
@That One Alasdont down vote him, we're only encouraging him.
@Spar, why do you all hate Jamal
@That One Alaskan, because he spammed all he did was say one sentence on every pic which is just annoying
@HappyCommunist, but why is that annoying to you
@That One Alaskan,
@Spar, you call that unoriginal yet this is the 7th comment saying that today.
@Spar, that I've seen.
Hypochristians, my momma calls 'em
@KellLovesOrangeSoda, Is a great band!
Been trying for months to get an account, finally got the email! I can comment after a year of unregistered-ness,YEAH!
And now comes the great debate!!!
They don't fool me
I once knew a guy just like that. He used to wave his d!ck around in people's faces in the locker room
@Spar, that was my brother
@oh lord jesus, well that escalated quickly.
Oh you're a Christian? You must loooove the our president!
@Not a pirate, No, no I don't
Story: So, my uncle with ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) joined christian mingle. And some people contacted him, but, as soon as he told them he was "differently-abled", they never contacted him again. MORAL: my uncle has bad luck when it come to romance and not all Christians are nice people.
Mother of long comments
Apply cold water to that burn.
"Don't let everyone hear you say you're a Christian, but let everyone see Christ in you"
Did he not kill his neighbor for working on Sunday?
Her head looks oddly small for her body.
Downloaded this cause I know so many Christians this applies to!
Why did somebody call my mom..?