I could build a pillow fort so formidable that NO-ONE will get my virginity!
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, you're thinking to small man. Make a fort so formidable that women WANT to take your virginity INSIDE the fort. That's how you do it
If you have that bed you probably have the help do it.
Still too small for yo’ mama!
So much room for activities
How many black guys is she inviting over?
Toddler still sleeps with his feet in my face.
I don’t get enough sleep to need this
This way you can watch a movie comfortably with your homies
Just use flat sheets and the little strap thingies that go under the mattress and clip onto the corners of the sheet.