In that case you need to shower better, honey.
@Raterpillar , definitely read this in Joe Jacks voice
Well it appears that your boyfriend is an alpaca
Ummmm. You have... a little food right there.
Did I get it?
Ummm... No. Over ther too.
How 'bout now?
Er mm . Maybe just go look in a mirror.
That's when I snuck out of the restaurant and never looked back. But he was soooo cute!
I have never liked facial hair on my men. I prefer my doctor clean shaven.
If you let your beard get that messy then maybe you don't deserve it
Not often you see memes about Taylor Lautner anymore
I'm not one for beards myself
Your boyfriend's beard is a boy? That's not how this works...