That would work in 2020, but this is medieval France or Germany or some shjt. It was a lawless time where women were just baby machines
@TriangleTesticles, yea but the ppl that took over we’re also women
@TriangleTesticles, I mean, women can kill just as easily as men
@Empshok, murder is the far easier option too, just blame one of the sisters.
I mean pre-forensics? Come on, a toddler could do it.
@TriangleTesticles, I don’t understand why there’s an expectation that Disney movies be historically accurate when there‘s magic in them.
Or how people got pissed when Indiana Jones included aliens but were totally fine with the magic box filled with ghosts that melted peoples faces.
@TriangleTesticles, ah the good old days.
@I Are Lebo, cuz the magic face melting box was a better story plot
@batdogsowner, yeah, but most of the blowback for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wasn’t that it had a weak story, it was that it pushed the envelope too far and that Shia Labouf’s character was terrible.
Well, Temple of Doom had both a weaker story and worse characters. Shortround is a racial stereotype that makes your ears bleed with his non stop bullshït whining, and that stupid bitch ‘love interest’ makes every scene she’s in intolerable with her incessant screaming.
And as for Last Crusade, while Sean Connery is a badass and there were a lot of good scenes, the story was even weaker than ToD.
That’s not even addressing how in The Lost Ark, Indiana Jones turned out to be completely irrelevant and made no impact whatsoever on the outcome of the story.
Some people have this idea about Indiana Jones being this sacred trilogy defiled by the Crystal Skull, but the truth is, they’re ALL campy B movies.
Is this Snyder’s cut?
The wife always gets everything no matter what, especially if she has survivorship. My dads will didnt mean crap even when we contested it, gold diggin step mom got everything, even though they were 10 days away from a divorce and she had already moved away.
@Noctobo, wow what judge agreed to that? I’d fight it even more.
It’s funny because of the F word.
The torn dress, the tearful eyes. Did.... did Cinderella just get rap3d???
What movie would you make from a diffrent characters perspective?
@NameyMcNameFace, any anime from the POV of the non superhuman ppl just living in constant fear at all times because there’s literally gods and demons and monsters battling in the streets all day everyday