Oldie but goodie!
@seeUpee, *has fake vampire teeth* bleh!!
@seeUpee, but the teeth are the best part
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, not if he Dracula... you seen what he does to the necks when he sucks them dry!? You want two holes? How you going to explain that? Hmmmmm?
@seeUpee, don’t have to explain sh1t, but getting a bit of wood would be a nightmare. Blood squirting everywhere like a water pistol or a stabbed bottle.
Seriously tho, I would do this.
IF I HAD ANYONE!!! WAHHHH!!!
Its cock blockula!
@Roguefenrir, you mean cock suckula! Badum tss. Ill show myself out
Yes he does, he’s a Vampire
@The Pun Shielder, because he has to ask to come in..... I feel like there's a butt joke here somewhere
Hurry up your dumb act is making my erection soft
One...Two! Two hairy nuts! Ah ah ah!
Gotta scrape and lick