Jokes on you, taking more testosterone than you need to makes your dick shrink and causes your body to go through puberty again.
@Your Waifu, or as a female, excess testosterone can be converted to excess estrogen, causing Wild mood swings, excessive weight gain without an increase in calorie intake, fertility problems, insulin resistance, metabolic syndrome and finally multiple cysts on the ovaries. About 10% of women have a hormonal balance tipped and will get PCOS.
@Your Waifu, so what would cause it to grow?
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@Swagnamite, being turned on.
@Your Waifu, well played..
@SchroedingerPussPuss, There’s a reason it’s a schedule 3 controlled substance in the US
@Your Waifu, if your body goes through puberty again couldn't you take zinc to get a bigger dong than before AND live longer cus obviously your life starts counting down after puberty
@Your Waifu, I thought it only shrunk your testicles. Testosterone I believe is produced in the testicle and when taking it and taking it excess shuts off your natural need to create it. But I wouldn't know I have huge balls.
@Your Waifu, completely incorrect, It's amazing how uninformed the general public is about steroids and hormones in general. I blame $hitty public schooling and government propaganda.
@SchroedingerPussPuss, It isn't just converted into extra estrogen if you're a female, it is converted into extra estrogen for either gender. Extra androgynous hormones always convert into more estrogen.
@TriangleTesticles, yeah, the same reason weed is still illegal.... Cuz the government knows what they're doing... It's also perfectly legal if prescribed. Hell some doctors prescribe tren
@whats a joke, no idea about the song part, but it wouldn't increase your lifespan, you "start" dying after puberty (early 20's) because that is when your body starts losing more cells than it produces, it doesn't have anything to do with your hormone production though, otherwise people on TRT could just live forever.
@Your Waifu, so I get to discover masturbating again but my dick shrinks to 8 inches instead of 10? I'm down
@whats a joke, actually puberty shortens your life because it boosts your metabolism, and the faster your metabolism the more quickly you physically age.
@4th Hokage, yes, it does get turned into extra estrogen. And what does extra estrogen do to male genitals?
@Your Waifu, actually your balls shrink, your penis gets bigger
@ Seductive Cheeto, it definitely doesn't, since excess testosterone in your body gets converted to estrogen. Guess what estrogen does?
@Your Waifu, It makes the testicle work less and causes them to atrophy, but it does not shrink the penis lol
@ Seductive Cheeto, it actually does if taken over a long enough period of time. It definitely doesn't make it larger, at any rate.
@Your Waifu, It actually doesn't, steroids enlarges muscles.
@ Seductive Cheeto, yeah, and it still shrinks your dick. It's a very well known side effect. And if you ever stop using them, all the muscle growth disappears and your sick stays shrunk.
@Your Waifu, it doesn't tho, that's a scientific fact. Why would affect your penis? Like what? It just randomly affects your dick because steroids? Also the function of your testicles and prostate does not affect penis size, so what do you think steroids does that it affects your penis size?
Also the muscle growth that you had doesn't go away, that's how athletes get away with using it, they use it for several months to gain a ton of muscle and then stop during the season to play, that muscle isn't just magically going to go away.
@ Seductive Cheeto, because as previously stated, excess testosterone gets converted into estrogen, and estrogen shrinks male genitals, which is a fact I know without a doubt from extensive research and first hand experience.
And when I said the muscle growth goes away, I never said it was immediate. I meant more in the sense that once you stop taking the steroids the growth becomes unsustainable and will disappear over time due to your body no longer having the hormones to support it.
Ok but I want the follow up hospital story where he ends up in the ER and the doctors laugh at him for having the big dumb
@Fairy Squad Mother, yeah I definitely wouldn't trust his intelligence in taking a steroid if he's too stupid to realize he can just buy them online like everybody else
Yeah I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but you do you super-bro
I’m sure this has dire consequences so let him learn the hard way
Based and alpha-pilled.
Maybe it's just me but I've never liked this weird story telling structure.
@Officer Killjoke, it’s the 4chan norm, almost all boards. Well the ones I visit at least, I don’t know about those degenerates on /b
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