Id choose cake over hoes anyday
@Tis but a scratch, but, what about a hoes’ cake? 😏
@Tis but a scratch, did you know that hoes and hose are both anagrams and homonyms
I mean. If she knows she's gonna make me fat and doesn't mind... I'd rather check off "have soocks with white cake frosting smeared on girlfriends face" checked off my bucket list and die of a heart attack -- than not have it checked off and die from something else. Im here for a good time. Not necessarily a long one.
@whats a joke, you can have socks whenever you want though. Just grab a pair from walmart
"B!tch YOU'RE my cake!"