It's a shame kids can't fight back without getting in trouble. At least that's the way it is at my school.
@The Darb, a kid at my school got expelled for defending himself... dafuq right?
@SinisterGoat, yeah it's so f*cking retarded because they tell us to run and tell a teacher but I'm not some pussy that runs away from sh*t like that
@Just Another Kid, you can curl up in the fetal position and get your @ss beat and still get suspended/expelled at my school.
@Just Another Kid, Last year some kid I didn't even know pushed and threatened me on several occasions and I got so fed up with it that I went up to
@Just Another Kid, ...them and was just about to sucker punch them, but the guidance counselor walked by me and told me to come here. Turns out that my dad finally called the school about them. The counselor told me that if I had punched them, I probably would have been expelled.
@YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, Or sometimes there isn't even a chance to run. You either have to take it or fight back.
@SinisterGoat, your school probably has a zero tolerance policy.
@YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, its stupid
@Just Another Kid, that's what iy
@SinisterGoat, in Britain, or at least in my area, we say that as long as they hit you first, and you have witnesses to prove that, then whatever you do back at them is classed as self defence.
@Just Another Kid, ya my cousin got as bad a punishment when kids beat up my brother then my cousin said this" if you touch my cousin again I will break your arm "sorry for long post
@SinisterGoat, someone punched me, I walked away and I got an put of school suspension
@Just Another Kid, If you fight back at school you're gonna have a bad day.
@Coozination, No, zero tolerance of bullying would condone self defense. Punishing people for self defense a
@Coozination, is condoning bullying.
@Just Another Kid, My friend got suspended for getting beat up by a bully. They didn't even fight back, yet they were suspended.
@Just Another Kid, It's ridiculous! What are we supposed to do? Let them beat the crap out of us?
@Just Another Kid, every time I fought back I got in trouble and the douche who started it didn't.
@Just Another Kid, yeah they cant fight back it is complete bs, plus my little brother is like that dealing with me, I hit him and he goes right off to mommy to protect him. He will not be able to live in the real world for very long at all
@Just Another Kid, not if you make it look like he tripped, that's what I do anyways *looks innocent*
I used to be bullied, one day in the corridor at school, the bully tried to bash me, but a teacher saw, and he stopped. At recess he came out into the playground claiming he wanted to finish what he started, I had no option but to be pelted, I told my friends to back away, as I did so, he hit me in the temple, I turned around, got him in the face, kicked him on the inside of his legs, brought his head down into my knee, blood came from his nose and he looked at me in mercy, I gave him a hook in his left jaw, he crumpled over. From then on, he never went close to bulling another kid at that school. True Story.
@Undys, my friend was getting beaten up by this bully in my school so I went up to him and told him to back off. He said what are u going to do about it so I punched him in the face then picked him up and chucked him into the goalposts. He never hurt my friend again!
Does anybody else have to pee when they play hiss and seek or when they go to the basement
@Llamaguy, no correlation to the picture...
@Llamaguy, I just said that two updates ago...
@ProudGlork, *Sorry, about five updates... It's on the scumbag digestive system meme....
now which is better
One time a bully picked on me in school. But my family's like, really well off. The kid was sent to Quebec. Don't F with the Queens!
The spelling it buuuurns!
@Chopper, actually all the spelling is perfect.
@Wolfor, 2nd word of the second panel *some
@Chopper, ahh, okay. I somehow missed that
Grammar, is that a rare Pokemon?
I feel alone. I've commented on three pics and none of them have other comments. Is anyone out there?
@ilove69, I'm here bro, I'm here
@thatTay, r u sure its not bra?
Hmm... They make a big deal about how u shouldn't bully people but then when people get bullied the act like its nothing! What r u trying to teach us people?
I think it's dumb that fighting is considered horrible at school, I think at the younger ages, kids don't have the right skills to deal with problems verbally and so they get physical. We live in a physical world, no matter how many words u use, a well placed fist to the face will shut anyone up.
Well, this one time a kid poured out my entire Gatorade, which I hadn't opened yet, but after he did that, I chased him down and dumped about a gallon of water down his back..He was in trouble more than I...I loved school... :)
Dealing with a bully " no no don't do that you'll give me an erection"
One time this kid bullied me ,then I said
I remember this one kid who attempted to "pick on" me in grade school...he went well with a side of fava beans...
@Hannibal Lector, the kid in our grade who always gets picked on tryef being a bully smashed his balls ;)
Is he flipping him off in the second frame?
Wait this stole from C&H, I remember the punchline was this: Son: But dad, I want to survive the bullies! Dad: and I want to survive the recession!
I have unusually good reflexes, so I just block anything people do to me until a teacher notices us. If I'm not at school, I'll use my kickboxing skills to kick that douches @ss. F*ck you bullies
Now we are a bunch of pus sues
My dad would just hit me for being a pussy
Kids are pussies now adays
@ just another kid, yeah I got pinned on the cement outside the school and when I fought back they got out free and I got detention...
The new ways even better!
Thus Apple was born
A kid at my school got jumped and broke a dudes arm and 2 other guys ribs. Got expelled. Its bullcrap.
Bitch I've punched someone in the throat for groping me and my teacher was like I didn't see nothing
Pretty sure that doesn't happen ALL the time
He can't fight back, no arms
At my school its ok if its self defence
At my school they made boys and girls have separate lunches to decrease fighting and it didn't work. And if you do fight 10 days of in school suspension or alternative learning environment. AKA ISS and ALE. And after all of that bam hugging. Hugging. What's up with that? And none if it helps its always the same kids doing the same things and not giving a f about school and we can't learn b/c of them. Idiotic I say.
I defended myself once and got in trouble which made my dad get mad at me for defending myself
At this point at my school a fight can result in a ticket.
My old school would make the rules look like some weird traffic light with the "three steps": tell them to stop, walk away, tell an adult. WTF IS WRONG WITH SCHOOLS
"So you're being beat up at school? Well never ever fight back. His parents might sue us."
Thing is, the second one gets money out of it. The first one gets nothing
At my high school, you would get suspended/expelled for fighting EVEN IF IT WASN'T AT SCHOOL! Seriously, if you were in Japan and got in a fight & our school found out, you would receive disciplinary action. Bullsh*t
I got suspended for fighting back after the guy punched me square in the face. Insane huh?
I wish fights were allowed, I would love school just so much more
Reminds of that kid in Austraila that picked up the kid who was bullying and THREW HIM ON THE GROUND!!!!!.... Then I think got expelled.... YOU CSNT TRUST THE SYSTEM!!!!
So we have this substitute bus driver, and whenever he drives i sit up front an talk to him. He was talking about how when he was younger in summer camp and you wanted to fight the counselors would get you boxing gloves and make sure it was a fair fight
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I hurt people all the time, but only when they try to hurt me first, but I defiantly know self defense
You're not allowed to defend yourself whatsoever. Most laws state that you cannot defend yourself from a murderer or burglar that has entered your home. Basically they're telling you to die.
@TerryColdfire, that's got to be f*cking bull. Right?
@TerryColdfire, that's not true where i live. maybe you live somewhere else.
At my school some kid got punched in the face and then walked away without fighting back. He still got suspended because "he provoked it".
@Pretty1npink, Same thing happened to me. Of course, my vice principle was really short and had a little man complex too. Might take that into account.
I once punched a Bullie in the face and I get in trouble?
I used to be bullied till I stabbed him in the knee
My mom just tells me to apologize to them and ask them to politely stop talking to me... ):
The true American way