Chuck Norris and the Dos Equis guy had a baby. This is the result.
@Chopper, He doesn't always have a baby with another man, but when he does he prefers Chuck Norris.
@NoCopHere, Are you implying Chuck Norris is gay?
He lifts bro, he lifts.
@Buttholesurfer, bro do you even surf?
@Buttholesurfer, not sure if man lifting giant wheels for barbells, or really tiny man lifting normal weights.
@Buttholesurfer, Calm down, they're just training wheels!
@Buttholesurfer, I'm pretty sure that band has the weirdest song names ever.
Dost thou even hoist?
Meanwhile in Russia
Fun fact, did you know that the axles of a train arent even attached to the train car? The train car and the axle are actually so heavy that they just put the axles on the track and then place the train car on top and they stay together
Do you even lift?
@Ponyboyy1234, this coming from the guy with "ponyboyy1234" as his username?
@dylnaqui, Think of the Outsiders.
@dylnaqui, Ponyboy is a golden OG.
@dylnaqui, it's not who i am that defines me, it's what i do
What are those like 25 pound weights?
Doth thou even hoist?!
People ask me how many days a week I work out, I say 9... "But dude, that's more days than there are in a week!" Ya..that's why I'm so f*cking YOKED!
@Hannibal Lector, calm down, calm down. Go call Clarice, have some leftover flesh, let this breeze over.
@ProudGlork, I prefer fresh. The natural oils on the skin that add, though slight, significant flavor tend to fade rapidly when the body is frozen.
@Hannibal Lector, I am thoroughly terrified..... Why don't you go eat a pedophile or something? You're a good man, you just have a picky appetite. Understandable. I don't like beef jerky, you like human, we're practically siblings.
Did this remind anyone where in the incredibles the dad got back in shape by lifting train cars?
Does thou even hoist?
Prepares for "bro do you even lift?" Comments.
That's only the warm up
Was I the only one who was reminded of the Incredibles where Mr.Incredible is working out and bench pressing train cars? Only me? Ok..
@Popcorn123, awkward moment when only one person likes my comment so it looks like I'm that @ss that likes his/her own comment.
That's nice dear
Guys if you look closely, you will see that he isn't actually doing anything
Bro, do you even lift?
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"Bro, do you even lift?" "Yes."
So I walked I. The tavern and I said to the jester "Bretheran doth thou even hoist?" Sid by arrogant knight
Does anybody else notice that his left leg looks smaller than his right leg
Fight me IRL. Do you even lift?
Bro! Do you even lif... Oh... *stands in corner*
Oh... he lifts....
Chuck Norris is gonna be pretty upset when he finds out someone stole his weights
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No Axel, you go inside it
Imagine if there was a shake weight barbel.
Here comes the 'do you even lift' jokes
I can do that