What else am I supposed to do to engage in generalized conversation at work so people don't think I'm a constant @sshole? Small talk is stupid. Just let me work and go home
@Auslander, ever heard of sarcasm?
@whatthefrank, yup quite skilled at it!
@Auslander, you can a say ass hole asshole and cunt hole
@DrSin, you can also say "to heck with it", "fiddlesticks" oh and "cum guzzling slutbag"
@Auslander, any big plans this weekend?
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, whoa! Not in my Christian servers you heathen!
Also, same thing I do every weekend. Drink and possibly explore a new city
@Auslander, I literally tell people this when I work with them. I go to work to work, not make friends. If you aren’t helping me stay at your own office.
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, I prefer slutmonkey after cumguzzling
Oh it’s been “insert dramatic time frame” since I last saw “insert holiday decorations” up at work
This year (insert number) is the worst!
I seriously downvote every 2020 meme. We’ve been doing that same joke since 2016 and I’m sick of it.
It left out "I can't believe I'm insert age already!"
Time for another of apocalyyyyypse biiingooooooo
Just ask if they've played any good video games lately
I’m trying to get a bunch of medical work done before the end of the year so if the apocalypse happens and I somehow survive I won’t feel like sh!t while hunting people for food.
This year most certainly has is not flying by
I usually do this on January 1st just to get it out of the way for the year.