I actually am not a big fan of the beach. Id rather get my skin seared off at a lake. Fk salt water n fk hot sand up my ass cheeks. Only thing i like about the beach is havin awesome drinks n cruising around. i live 1 hr n a half away from south padre island in texas. I go multiple times a year but mostly cus of family. All i look forward to is drinkin n eatin in the beachy atmoshpere.
p.s. i kno no one gives a shjt how i feel about the beach. just thought id let someone out there that feels like me know that they are not alone
@sikkdog, the lake the ocean
@sikkdog, aaaand I forgot that you can’t use the “greater than” symbol and now I look like an idiot.
@sikkdog, used to live right next to south padre where the beach was literally a block away. Amazingly I've probably been over there like max 5 times.
@MrWonka, so youre from the valley then?
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, all good bud. I gotchu
@sikkdog, that confused me for a sec, your differentiation between "lake" and "beach." I live in Wisconsin and have never been near the ocean, but we definitely have beaches, especially on Lake Michigan.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, pretty sure that any ocean is bigger than any lake.
@sikkdog, I used to be so tired of the beach when I was a kid.(my dad was stationed in Hawaii and all there was to do for kids is the beach). It was 10 years later that I went to south padre with my girl and had a blast. I like the beach again. I would definitely like to go back to Hawaii and see what else I could do in the night life that I could not experience 10+ years ago.
@sikkdog, I like going to Galveston but man it's hot af
@sikkdog, Thank GOD someone else fvcking gets it...the sun burns every part of my body, the salt water drys out my skin and makes me feel disgusting, and the sand gets absolutely all of God damn everything. I LOATHE the beach.
@sikkdog, I give a shït. It’s nice to hear about your preferences, and it’s relevant to the picture.
I love the beach! Grew up going to Orange Beach, Alabama, it was awesome!
You don't love the beach, you love the idea of the beach.
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, exactly we live 15 minutes from a very busy tourist beach, it's just not worth all the effort. My kid loves it though because we do all the hard work.
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, very accurate
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, Yeah, that describes a lot of things in my life.
Ugh calvin and hobbes did this comic first
@Basil Fawlty, and better
I have the beach