Option 3: bite a hole in the corner, then squeeze all the insides directly into your mouth, then eat the bread piece.
@spongeblade, true chaotic neutral right here.
@I floop the pig, I don't know if that is neutral, more chaotic evil
My wife laughed, therefore upvote. That takes a lot of work.
Method 1: Burnt Mouth. Eat the whole roll. Your mouth will not recover.
Method 2: The Corner Bite. You bite the corner and blow air into the roll, then suck out the inside. Your mouth will still hurt, but slightly less.
Method 3: The Middle Bite. This maneuver is tricky and only for veterans. You take the flat side of the pizza roll and carefully bite a hole in it, then blow air and suck out the inside. No less burn than the Corner Bite, but you are focused on the maneuver, not the burning.
Method 4: The Rip. You take one end of the pizza roll and rip about 4 mm of the end off, like opening one of those store brand cereal bags. Pinch the pizza roll open and blow inside. Minimal burning, plus you feel like you're opening a fancy letter.
Method 5: The Pinch. Pinch both ends so that the sides split along the already existent crease. Blow air through the roll. 0 burn, and very fast. Not as tasty though.
Method 6: The Ice Cube. Eat a pizza roll frozen from the bag. No burn. Much judgement.
I bite them all a bit and when i get back around to the first it's ready
@TomPholio, yes! That's the real best strat.
You cook them in the fryer so they’re crispy. Pinch the ends which will crack open the side and allow them to breathe
Does anyone else see that extra long pizza roll🤔
Wait, that isn’t what everyone does?
Making some of these right now !!
Do you want to burn down Chicago? Cause that's how you burn down Chicago.