@mycatsanahole, Ah, the young teen years where you think you have gone upmarket by not shagging I'm the woods or the kitchen floor, and you go for the risky yet more luxuriant option of shagging on the front room carpet. It's early carpet technology which had some percentage of nylon on it... Aaaaand now you have third degree burns on your knees, hands and ass..
@TheMightyImp, are we talking about carpet or the sex?
“I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.”
— Mitch Hedberg
@Jkolpas, dang it ya beat me
Get rolled up in one and beaten to death by the mafia.
My butt stinks
(removed as it was meant to be a reply)
The carpet is lava
But mine can