Do you trust me?
With every dollar to my name I do!
(in Asian accent) hello I am are being called Dave, I will to be having to fix your computerers, as you have been on the internets and you are picking up a wirus. I am from Microsoft.
@TheMightyImp, oh, hello, Dave. Before you proceed further, could you please clarify? I'm not 100% certain of what a computer is.
@TheMightyImp, Before we continue, can I give you my credit card info now? I am really concerned about that wirus you mentioned, I wouldn't want someone stealing my info.
@TheMightyImp, how racist you are to say that. It takes somebody of really low character to imply that somebody from Microsoft could speak with such eloquence.
I trolled an Indian scammer, I had that bitch on the phone for 10 minutes until she was in too deep and let her guard down
Big mistake Jimbo
2020, year of the syskey.