I got created in a lab by the greatest minds of our generation. Millions were spent on me just to see if it is even possible. My parents were hand selected out of hundreds of people who were interviewed to decide who can parent me, the miracle baby.
You were made, after a night of drinking in the back of a pickup, next to old Taco Bell wrappers, and bud light cans. Fück out of here, your dads is probably a two pump chump. And you came from your dads balls That’s gay.
@NameyMcNameFace, that would work great if you could guarantee the petridish baby actually inherited anything of substance from the ‘parents’.
I mean if you pay 20mil or whatever for an artificial baby and they come out ugly...what you gonna do?
@NameyMcNameFace, I was conceived in the back of a pick-up at a Taco Hell AS GOD INTENDED
Betting money that this headline is a wild claim based on lots of "maybes" and "hypotheticallys" that some BuzzFeed intern wrote after skimming a scientific journal while pretending to be smart.
@LookOutASni, This post is years old.
@LookOutASni, what you described is every single article written by any major media company about a scientific topic.
@vampirefork, that’s. Accurate tbh.
Plants, fungi, bacteria, and everything that isn’t an animal: “Am I a joke to you?”
Didn't we learn anything from Gattaca?
Funny, when a scientist makes it, it’s “life” When it’s created the ole fashioned way, it’s not “life”, even after birth, unless it’s wanted.