Arbor’ing a fugitive.
@Jakespeare, wood you not?
No lie they did this at my school after I used the pipe to sneak into the cafeteria and steal the zebra cakes.
@daily joke, your school had ZEBRA CAKES!?
@Commander Peanuts, yeah had. Being the operative word there. I also found a key ring with the master key on it. I still have it to this day.
@daily joke, mine just had pudding cups and overpriced cookies. As for the key, you should start some kind of senior prank society where it gets passed down each year to one trusted individual. That's what I'd do
@Commander Peanuts, i graduated back in 2009. And I did creat a group of "trusted" individuals. I set up a proxy group to bypass the schools firewall. Someone ratted me out. I was pissed. I still don't know who it was.
@daily joke, aah well, fun while it lasted I suppose
OFF WITH ITS HEDGE!
So its treeson then.... REEEEEEEEE
He was refusing to wear a leaf mask
Illegally performing Arbortions
FIRst degree larceny
He has a fell-na-leaf
Isn’t the penalty from that hanging? What would we even hang a tree from? A larger tree? That seems messed up to make one of his relatives stand there so we can hang him