What the fvck did you just fvcking say about me, you little bjtch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fvck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fvcking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shjt to me over the Internet? Think again, fvcker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fvcking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
You're fvcking dead, kiddo.
@BIessthefaII, but if you’re a sniper...why are you going to use your bare hands? The idea of you ‘sniping your hands at me’ doesn’t really seem...worrying.
@BIessthefaII, this monologue has aged like the chicken nugger joke, gets me every time
@BIessthefaII, "gorilla warfare"
@BIessthefaII, *voice shaking* okayyy... dddon't hurt me plaese....I betttter leave you alone ... *exits via first avaliable window*
@BIessthefaII, Imagine the person who actually said that though.
@BIessthefaII, It’s abridged, but a legendary copypasta nonetheless.
@DownvoterGuy, Sweer Potato
@DownvoterGuy, which one was the chicken nugget joke?
@BIessthefaII, oh yeah? Well...I guess I'll just have to use my illegal ninja moves from the government.
@ragnellalondite, yeah I found that the comment section doesn't allow for enough characters to use the entire thing so I had to improvise
@BIessthefaII, “gorilla” warfare 😂
"My dad works for Xbox and you're gonna get banned." is also a classic.
Well, i will just wait till 3:48 before i go to the kitchen
Don’t you put that evil on me!
I like how he responded with "sorry"
Looks like the latest member of Xbox Dead