Don’t blame the bats, blame China.
@Weird Porn Stash, Blame Canada!
@Weird Porn Stash, way ahead of you
@Weird Porn Stash, they’re not even a real country, anyway
But without bats there would be no baseball
@dogenstein, we would all be playing BASEketball instead
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, wow, dated reference yo. I have to put my Depends on for that one.
Bats didnt do sh!t. It was boiling them for 5 minutes and then eating them whole without cleaning them that caused this.
Nobody has ever blamed bats for this. It’s only China
I mean they are one of the most common vectors of rabies
As a biologist specializing in bat research and management I approve this message
We need more bags! Kill the mosquitos!
I had a bat flying around in my kitchen last week at 1am. I still have no idea where it came from or why it thought my well-lit kitchen was a better place than its safe abode.