*palpatine voice* “ironic”
The next person who stands close enough to me that I can literally feel them breathing on my neck is getting punched in the jaw. Pandemic or no pandemic, learn some fùcking personal space
@lemongrenade, hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear
@Your Darkest Secret, It's free real estate...
@lemongrenade, old lady told me to take my best shot when I asked her to back away from me. I swear, I'm gonna end up in jail when the next person gets all up in my space. I'm done being nice.
@lemongrenade, with everything going on, it's actually socially acceptable to tell someone to "back the fück up"
@lemongrenade, at the grocery store yesterday, old guy got close enough that I couldn't swipe my credit card, had to ask him to step back. Smh
@lemongrenade, I hate this, I'm pretty tall so my sense of personal space is larger than most need, the amount of people Ive elbowed in the head while standing cuz they won't back the fvck up is obnoxious. Covid has been a much needed breather for my own space honestly.
@lemongrenade, u might not even get arrested for that either just make sure you politely ask them to move back once or twice and if they still don’t then u can say they were endangering your life and u had to defend yourself
He job is to make others the Compliance Officer
I am above the law
This is also exactly what it looks like when cops commit war crimes on their citizens
Doesn't look like he has a mask on... could be wrong though 🤷♀️
Must be a "special" officer
“Plandemic” as my friend called it
I thought he wasn’t wearing pants...