I just scratch it with my finger. Wipe the booty grease on a passerby.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, just cut out the middleman and wipe your butt on a passerby.
@Empshok, yes officer, these two here
@LowGravitasWarning, I'm not going anywhere near those too
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, i wondered why i suddenly stunk after that guy touched me
I just do the cheek spreadin butt slide
Scratch and sniff test
One time I was working at a summer camp and I was at the back of my line of kids and I tried to subtly do a little booty scratch, but another group was crossing behind us and I heard a 9 yo girl yell out "EW, HE ITCHIN' HIS BUTT!" and I've been embarrassed about this story for like a decade but looking back, I think it might be one of the funniest things to ever happen to me.
Never trust a fart
Careful, you might have worms
We call that ripping a chainsaw fart
Just girly things
@BigJohnson86, if it was a girly post it would have said something like "when your fart goes forwards and ticles your clit"