My mom: "I will only use punishments as a last resort."
My dad: "WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHJT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!?"
@Sexy Homunculus, NOBODY HUH !?? . . . THE FAIRY FVCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT !
R. Lee Ermy is the hero we have always needed. Preaching that hard truth since day one.
@WelI Obviously, fun fact, in both his audition, and throughout the entire movie, about 90 percent of what he says isn't in the script, he just made it up as he went, which is the reason he got the part
A JELLY DONUT?
Lol, I miss Gunny
This is not true, my mom has always let it be known that Micheal is the favorite, fvck you Micheal.
@Bluemama, she had to give him love after spelling his name wrong.
@mas2de, actually was his dad, who also gave him a funny middle name that we make fun of... Someone had to love that child.
* I, of course, love all three of my children very much, and treat them as such. But they also need to learn responsibility somehow.
YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS
UNTIL YOU PROVE OTHERWISE
*Feminist reading this meme*: “no. I’m just like the man. I would/always curse at my kids and tell them they’re worthless all the time— especially the boys. *insert tom cruise laugh*
“Dad” 2025: “I should have aborted you.”
as it should be.