I killed it, but it startled me.
@Empshok, “now I have a nightmare and a dead body, also, I frowed up”
His real post said “mom I threw up”
@RiffRaff, I like this version better
“Mother i am sorry to wake you at this ungodly hour - But i must report that i have soiled my unDies and i require your assistance in a change Of trousers and bedsheets and maybe a glass of mothers milk thank you mother”
*takes off pants
@CrazyRightWinger, and finds the result of steroid use :/
My 16 year old brother is 185cm tall and weighs 80ish kg
@RollingInD1ck, bot please convert to imperial
@CrazyRightWinger, 6 foot 1, and 176lbs.
Looks like Stretch Armstrong