My mom was allergic to cats and allowed us to bring two in. 16 years later and I'm suspecting she lied.
@18bluecat, my moms allergic to dogs and we had 9 different dogs growing up. She is also allergic to everything else so she kinda just said fvck it I’m taking Claritin and benedryl everyday anyways might as well get puppy kisses
To be fair, dogs love us unconditionally. Mothers always want stuff from us like calling home, and doing something with our lives
I totally read that as “6 year old me: made with mematic, a small price to pay for salvation”
Meh I never like people anyway
Is anyone else uncomfortable with the text alignment of is that just my ocd