It’s just your father, drunk and hitting your mom. But they’re behind glass so there’s nothing you can do about it.
@A Deformed Penis, Are you okay?
@A Deformed Penis,
🎶I'm in the living room watching the watergate hearings
While my step father yells at my mother.
Launches a glass across the room, straight at her head
And I dash upstairs to take cover.
Lean in close to my little record player on the floor.
So this is what the volume knobs for.
I listen to dance
@A Deformed Penis, dude that was perfect, cracked me up 🤣
@A Deformed Penis, no like really man. You alright?
@A Deformed Penis, jesus dude....
@Under The Gloves , yes but his momma ain’t
@A Deformed Penis, joke’s on you, I’ll throw myself against the glass until either it breaks or I do. I’d walk through fire for my mom.
@A Deformed Penis, Without a doubt, whichever therapist you chose will be quiet wealthy.
@Under The Gloves , he’s a deformed penis, what do you think
Isn’t this basically a light concept of the NoEnd House CreepyPasta
@Captain Cornleon, also spooky’s house of horrors I think
@Captain Cornleon, Did you know SciFi had a show called Channel Zero where they based each season off a creepypastas? Season 1 and 2 were great(Pirate Cove and No End House) however season 3 was hot garbage imo(They took The Stairs in the Woods and made it into a what felt like a crappy almost Silent Hill knock off)
Edit: apparently there was a 4th season, the 3rd was so bad(not just bad but ruined a super great creepypasta) I stopped paying attention if anymore were coming out
The real haunted house is you behind a one way mirror, you see your crush sitting on the couch, pull out their phone out to text you, they some how have your number, they starts typing, “you know I’ve always liked you but I was to shy to ever say anything but now I want to” that’s when they sighs, looks at the mirror, and say they wouldn’t love me, look how hideous I am, as they check them self’s out in the mirror, I’m not worth love, they probably don’t even know I exist, they probably stare at my wondering why I’m ugly. Then they proceed to try and hit the send button, you trapped behind the 3 inch thick mirror unable to be make contact or be heard, your crush cries , deletes the text and walks away through a door. Another door opens, and it’s the real exits out of the haunted house
@DrSin, I wanted a haunted house not a murder house
Nathan Fielder created a haunted house where you get touched by one of the actors “by accident”, then they have to disclose they have a contagious flesh eating virus and shouldn’t have touched you. After that they haul you off in a fake ambulance
Nah man, go all out from beginning. Buy 6 identical doors in frames off the shelf from a box store. 6 light fixtures, 6 gallons of paint, 6 small tables, 6 vases. Every exit is a hallway thats identical in every way, bright, cheery, neutral. In that vase you buy 6 identical 5 petal fake flowers. Put 6 mirrors or identical paintings opposite, to give a red herring. The jarring swap will make them pay attention immediately. Every room you pull one petal off and "have it fall". It will obsess them, freak them out as the ones that notice become sure it means something and the subtle change and decay shapes the others. The last door is a "dead flower" of course. The last room, even if its underwhelming effort wise, will be the most "scary one" as you've psycholigically primed them all that "this was the countdown". On top of that the jarring normalcy will reset each room meaning more bang for your buck. Finally the "oh didn't see flowers?" will give them the "I noticed" word of mouth hook
@thrawnfett, add in knocking and locking/unlocking doors. This will build suspense and force them to give a small amount of time to look around.
Bobs burgers did it
You just exit out into 2020, same difference.
Sorta like the opening cinematic for splashdown
They have, it’s called real life