My GF is also smarter than me when wet
@eksat, that's because you become dumber
@Not him again, jokes on her I was always that dumb
@Not him again, DAMN YOU!!! I wanted to say something like that. (sniff)
1 Add soap to toilet bowl
2 Place cat in toilet and close lid quickly
3 Sit/stand on lid (cats attempt to escape will work up a good lather)
4 Flush a few times to rinse
5 Open bathroom door and be sure not to block the exit
6 Open the toilet lid to let the cat out
1. If human tries cleaning you, release the claws and destroy them.
2. Human goes to hospital.
3. Human comes back home with waterless bath foam for cats. Human has learned hard lesson.
@Desiderata, my cat is relatively chill when I give him a bath. He's not exactly happy it, and will bite some times, but compared to some of the cats I had growing up, He's way more tolerant of it. My dog pretty much just sits there and gives me a look like I'm torturing her. Absolutely throws a fit if I try to Dremel her nails, but if I take her to Petsmart to get groomed, she behaves like an angel for those girls. She has no problem with my female friend doing her nails. In every other aspect she follows me like such a sweetheart, but God forbid I try to do any of that and she acts like I'm trying to kill her, but if a female does it, she's perfectly fine. Damn goober, but I love her, and I guess I love my dumb cat too.
Oh I forgot to mention, according to an article I read last night, myself, along with any other white males who own a dog, is automatically racist. I wasn't aware I was racist, but obviously the hipster white guy named CAYDE, must be right
@Not him again, https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/2020/08/01/why-white-people-owning-dogs-is-racist/?fbclid=IwAR1SFl9Yshz-lSgBD5WJ6bd6Rq1nFXzbupALZM2zrRL0B3ENwH6ae94MjzE
He even goes on to say that any white person that owns a dog should immediately put them up for adoption or give them away to a no kill shelter. I think the kale and microbrewed beer have rotted his brain. Sorry to all of you that are a different race than me, I had no idea I was racist until Cayde informed me that I in fact am, because I have a dog.
@Not him again, awww good kitty. Mine is also chill for the most part, too.
@Not him again, that guy is pure stupidity.
ETA: looking around on the website and talking to some smart friends on Twitter has us all pretty sure that this article, and the website, are satire. The stuff they post on twitter is also great proof of this.
@Desiderata, it's honestly getting harder and harder to tell what it satire and what isn't anymore
@Not him again, it really is! Especially when whoever is running that site has a bunch of accounts on twitter pretending to be different people. Your article sent me down a rabbit hole!
@Desiderata, I'm glad my procrastination is contagious lol. It really wouldn't surprise me if the guy was being 100% serious though, because there are a lot of people nowadays that are actually that stupid. Since we're back on this subject, my apparently racist ass just came back in from walking my dog, where we stopped so my black neighbors' 3 year old daughter could pet her while we talked bc she's obsessed with my dog, and I told him about that article and he was dying laughing. I was like bro, I haven't even gotten to the best part, the guy that wrote it is a white hipster, and he started laughing even harder, and he was like no, you're fvckin with me man, so I texted him the link, and he sent me a text back a few minutes ago that said "your people just be making shjt up now bc they're bored or somethin lol". I sent him one back like yeah I know I know
Can’t relate. I have labs. One sleeps in the bathtub. I have to fight to keep them out of the water
@BigJohnson86, we had a Maine Coon Cat that would shower with us. Big furry Chewbacca rubbing on your legs feels like what I imagine a shower lined with shag carpet would.
@mycatsanahole, yeah one of mine was banned from the bathroom as a puppy for this. After the second time you gotta chase your dog into the backyard cuz she’s wet at 7 am that’s on you.
@Fother Muckers, why the attitude?
That's Mane & Tail. That stuff is legitness.