To be fair, that's the same face I made when I tried it.
Thats because its an extract not Aunt Jemima's syrup
Honestly, i cant help but see a feminine hygiene product in #1. At least #2 looks like a person (who just shidd himself in public but thats beside the point)
One time when I was little, I was craving some chocolate but all I could find was cocoa powder...
Because its probably artificial vanilla and that comes from beaver anus.
To be fair “pure” vanilla extract is ~35% abv, which is the same as captain morgan which doesn’t taste great either
Vanilla extract sounds like what get when you jerk off a white guy
You've never been truly trolled until someone does it with vanilla extract.