I'm more amazed that he managed to look away for that long
@Ald0bii, im more amazed that he didnt break a hip on the first jump, that old bastard.
@Ald0bii, who did what now? Sorry, I have some concentrating to do.
When your bf has been watching too much pornhub and you have to practice those weird positions
@TriangleTesticles, I believe this one is called The Jackhammer.
@TriangleTesticles, she can suck you balls while you do her
He might be super gay in his pink shorts and bleached hair but nobody is that gay.
Bill Clinton back at it again
No matter when I write this, or when you read it, there's someone right now having sex like that.
@butternut squash, nice. Congrats to them.
At some point, it might be one of us.
What subreddit features girls like her?
@twenty8nine, r/thots probably. IDK if that's a subreddit but it seems like it would be.
Hey Bob Barker, the price is wrong Bitch
Ahhh, the fabled Meereenese Knot