That's Hitler on your ceiling.
@slug11, Nah he appears in the kitchen when you open the oven.
@slug11, better make sure thats water coming out of your shower head
@slug11, OH WHAT A FEELING! HITLER ON THE CEILING! (I think that’s how the song goes)
Upon the rafters I was leering
At a face that was appearing
@Man with a Cat,
‘Twas a striking resemblance of Mr. Poe,
That stared upon that showering hoe.
“...as though someone gently fapping, fapping above the bathroom door.”
And if and when you move out you will see it... Nevermore...
Oh yeah well H.P. Lovecraft appears everytime my cat knocks something off
He is just there to get inspiration for his next book
For whom the shower cleans, it cleans for thee.
Every time this person showers they must choose between getting shampoo in their eyes or being disemboweled the second they close their eyes.
Edgar Allen Poe returns from the afterlife to tell you to turn your bathroom fan on. Poe knows mold is a serious health and property damage concern. Be more like Poe.
Ummm its night pain actually gawd!
Burn it down
Edgar Allen Poervert
It's a shame he doesn't appear over the toilet. Then you'd have a Poe poo.... Or something