Probably because it a was really just a flash in the pan. I remember one (1) guy Naruto running behind a reporter, and that was pretty much the funniest/ most exciting thing that happened
@RepostSniper, it was all a joke, except for the aliens stuck inside area 51 and revolted that day and probably only made it half way when they realized that we weren't coming for them and either died or recaptured. RIP
@Multiple personality, F
@Ajunta Pall, hey, buddy! Wtf you been up too?
@RepostSniper, there's been so much happening since then that its just not as exciting anymore. Like honestly raiding area 51 is standard for 2020 at this point and not as meme worthy anymore. But boy do I miss when the most exciting thing talked about was raiding area 51. Heck, UFOs have already been confirmed
@Basil Fawlty, kind of a silly thing to confirm though.
"We can confirm that we have no idea what this is. Could be aliens. Could be our own advanced prototype aircraft. Could be whacky reflections on the clouds. Could be extremely secretive foreign surveillance craft."
"It's never aliens." - Matt Dowd.
Spoiler, some of those UFOs were prototype craft. Some.
*looks at state lit on fire in the middle of a pandemic*
WE'RE KIND OF BUSY AT THE MOMENT
@SimonPetrikov, at this point it’s the entire west coast
@quinntastic , We caught it from Australia.
@SimonPetrikov, oh shjt. Now we have spiders that chase you! Wait. I think we already had those.
Quick question, can we move the fire to the desert? Trump: "They should move the fires to the desert so it doesn't affect as many people."
Wait what the hell?? It's one year ago? Damn... It does not feel like it's been an entire year since then
A simpler time
Not much has happened since then, so that’s weird
My friends and I did an Area 51-shot in Starfinder last year and we're doing a sequel one shot, or Area 52-shot this month
It's been almost a year? I've got nothing done this year
“Got a plan...*whisper whisper* BLM *whisper whisper* peaceful protest *whisper*. “
@Cave Dweller, BLM is gonna protest in Roswell next? Doesn't seem like a very good idea, but okay. The last Area-51 event gave that place a bunch of press. And there's no such thing as bad press.
Maybe someone starts a rumor Area-51 is doing Racist?
Maybe someone starts to make some noise about Area-51 doing a Misogyny and a Patriarchy?
Maybe Area-51 says something about BLM’s mom?
Maybe BLM hears about it and decides to Peaceful Protest?
Who knows? Just hypotheticals. You didn’t hear that from me.
@Cave Dweller, *he said on the internet and national news.
Maybe the MP outside Roswell take a few test subjects for the Aliens to dissect. A few of the protesters. A few of the protesters who are protesting the protesting. Maybe they just take all the crazies and take them for a ride. Maybe it shows them how insignificant all of their struggles are and they come back old and exhausted and wiser.
Maybe Pepperidge Farm knows something. But Pepperidge Farm ain't gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self for free. Maybe you go out and buy some of those delicious Pepperidge Farm cookies and this whole thing goes away.
That’s because after we raided things went to crap.