Here we have a poor peanut butter farmer struggling to escape an inevitable death.
@fudsterly, Forbidden peanut butter....
I had a dream the other night with two tornadoes in it and I out ran both of them mofos!
@TheRidgidGhost, you sir, are a god among men.
@TheRidgidGhost, I had a dream the other night too! Except I live in a weird neighborhood where there were creepy tunnels connecting all the houses. I found out pennywise loved down there so he started tormenting me. Every time I would see him I would punch him in the face, but every time I would punch I had no strength like I was hitting him with a wet noodle
@satan of the north, those are the worst dreams. Feels like you are punching under water. Ugh!
@TheRidgidGhost, I was so frustrated! Mine felt like I cut off all the circulation to my arm so it was just flopping around weakly
Weirdly enough, the only way I can run fast in a dream is if I do it like an animal and get on all fours
@Bow To Your Senpai, stop copying me
It do be like that
I want to poke it
“... and get a little mud on my tires.”🎶
I would pay money to see the car wash attendants face they when pulled up to an automated car wash and have to direct your vehicles into the guide rails only to give up and have to crack open your tires like a Cadbury creme egg.
@Assetone, I'm pretty sure that's an r/c car.
@Gamasennin, it is