The person hearing about this:
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F U C K
Been there done that... The ems side of this meme...
Also did the "I sat on a bingo dobber" call....
@phalcon , ok....I'm almost afraid to ask this, but what is a bingo dobber?
@Not him again, most are about 8 inches long and 2" accross. And round.
When playing bingo, they have a cap and felt tip with color liquid inside, and you place the felt tip onto your bingo card and it leaves behind a mark over top of the number.
It's a cross between a sharpie, and highlighter, and they used to also have like glue in a tube like this.
Google might be your friend... But it's not crazy item, it's just used for playing bingo... Not for shoving up your rectum...
@phalcon , ohhh ok, I know what you're talking about now.
What the hell is Google?
@phalcon , I think what you're looking for is "mix between a marker and a stamp"
Had this call at dispatch. The wife called and I could hear the husband yelling at their daughter, “just pinch it! Pinch it to stop the bleeding!”
I really wish I made that up. That poor girl was probably traumatized for life.
Dispatch: damn that sucks. Good luck tho
As a firefighter, these calls make me cringe