Should have put a 3 in front of the 1 to make 31 as it would still have scanned properly and kept the rhyme..
A solid dad card. 👌🏼
Whenever my friend got married, we got his wife a card and for a laugh we used a birday card but just crossed out birthday and wrote wedding. Good times
Did something like this for my wife. She turned 26 and loves Winnie the Pooh, so I got her a card that said "2" and wrote "6" after every 2.
Great? Fun? Only the "ow, my back" part is actually realistic...
@EthanSilver, nah bud, the math checks out too