It's not like the coffee plants are losing out. They're now produced and cultivated en masse. The whole thing worked out very well for them.
Gotta try better than that coffee, how about a bit of cocaine for your next defence? Im sure that will go better
@batterylicker, fvck I love cocaine
Peppers: "capsaicin will totally keep things from eating me."
*pig comes up... Nopes out*
Pepper plant: Ha! It's working!
*Raccoon rolls up... Nopes out*
P: Good gooood.
*Human walks up...
H: "Stingy and uncomfortable. But tasty. I wonder if there is a way to make this flavor my other dishes that are bland. Ooooohhhhh fvçk yeah! Gimme the plant!"
P: Well shjt.
H: Plant more of the plant!
P: Oh. Okay. I can deal with this. Breeding and seeding.
H: Cultivate the plant!
P: Thiiis part I like less.
Joke’s on you, I’m addicted to that shít!
\(ʘДʘ’)/ What if addiction was the point?
Ooooo I think I smell a new format