At first I thought the joke was that the dog shat a log
@bobbylupo, that would have been funnier.
@bobbylupo, that’s silly. Clearly the log finally learned how to pee on the pad.
Its log, its log,
Its big, its heavy, its wood
Its log, its log, its better than bad, its good.
@superjulimaximo, Whaaaat rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, it fits on your back, it's log Log LOG!!
Never thought of that.. I spent years trying to train my pet log not to pee everywhere...
And the funny is nowhere to be found.
But now you're gonna have the log absorb pee over time, it's gonna stink so bad after a day or two
@Potoooooooo, hopefully after the first week they will have learned to pee on the pad.
"I normally pee on smol tree. Smol tree not here. But smol tree usually on this pad. I pee on pad. Hooman is giving me a treat! Hooray!" - pupper.
Its really easy. Just dribble your own pee on the pad let the puppy smell it they will pee there 9/10 times. Also works to get kittens to use a litterbox. For women just wipe with a few squares of tp and put it in the box. Kittens learn from following their mother and doing as she does.
@mycatsanahole, if that is a real thing that works that is cool and all... but also what the fvck
@3DAnimator, hey step in cold cat piss with socks on you do want works. I have rescued literally hundreds of kittens over my life and idc if it seems weird. Cats think its normal so i go with it.
@mycatsanahole, also if it sounds stupid and works it aint stupid
The potty patch thing with the fake grass worked wonders with my husky.
My friend actually used this meathod when training her corgi. Said it worked great.
What exactly worked here?
@Mawaneu, the dog pee’d on the log rather than ignoring the mat and peeing on the floor
@wappdawg, why teach the dog to pee inside at all?
@Codeine, exactly my thoughts.. Feel like there's a relative "you thought because you killed me I would die" (or however that quote goes) here. Maybe - "you thought that because it worked that it was a success? "?
@Codeine, from my experience my one ass hole dog spite pees whenever we leave the house. Instead of locking him up for the day, we just give him a designated pee spot thats not the furniture. If he's going to do it and we can't fix it, might as well be somewhere we pick
@zeturdburgler, call me crazy but id pick the yard
@Codeine, well sure, but how are they going to get there if were not home?
@zeturdburgler, lock them out the back, give them a kennel to chill in. When there is a will theres a way. Or just get a kitty litter. Idk my dog pisses on the garden
@Codeine, what about people in apartments? We have a dog and no yard. We have to walk her down the street every morning, noon and night. We're lucky enough to be on the first floor and have a dirt patch at the end of the block. Not everyone is though.
@mas2de, that's for people wealthier than I am to work out. But I would imagine a kitty litter in the laundry, rather than a rug in the living room
I definitely thought it was a poop/log pun...