Of course. Then you can't call me a liar when I say I have a big cock
@Auslander, if you think that's big you should see the one that comes in black
Free maintenance, alright I take the chicken off and repaint it, because you never said I couldn't
@Sivls, response matches the profile picture here, lol. Still, even if I couldn’t paint it and remove the rooster, the “ladies ride’n my cock” puns would be worth it”
@Sivls, each time you take the cock off the car has to go for maintenance
@Sivls, if it looks normal people would steal it.
@Sivls, that’s a modification, not maintenance
@Sivls, you're the kid whose power was to have every power weren't you?
@Cuactemoc4919, people would steal it because it's unique though.
Aren’t these kinds of hypotheticals supposed to have a downside?
Straight to Peter Griffins house to give him a coupon.
@sullywow, make sure it isn’t expired, Ernie
You get that car AND free gas and maintenance for life???
Why not, that's the best car I've seen
Hell yeah, I don’t care what people think, I just worry about how secure that chicken head is because, at highway speeds, that’s gonna create a lot of drag and possibly rip right off.
It won't start.
Did you try choking it?
Sure. I need to compensate some how.
Where do I sign up
Hell ,I would buy one from the showroom .
That's a pretty cocky ride. Bet he gets all the chicks
TK the legend drives this car
Even if you don't drive it, you can siphon the free gas from it for a car you do like.
I have a fun fast car but honestly I would drive a car shaped like a cock, if it meant for the rest of my life I didn't have to incur repair or gas costs
Sir I would pay to drive this
Ill ride that cock all day
KFC’s new delivery service
My ass broke, gimme.
You give me a car I’ll drive it no matter what it is
Well I currently drive a PT Cruiser. So this is actually a win win for me.
I'd be too chicken to drive it
So I want to go as a cow this Halloween, then I can tell people “I got nipples, can you milk me?”