Ah I see he forgot to yell Geronimo on the way day and therefore the guardian of the cliff did not allow him access to the water
I jumped off a 90-100ft cliff once. It sucked. You had time to scream twice and then any nonlinear body geometry was obliterated on impact. A week later, one of my sisters friends broke her sternum jumping from the same cliff. Good times.
@ImNotRacistBut, would u wear shoes so the water doesn't split your skin? I've heard people doing belly flops from high distances, and their skin rips open from impact
I've done the math. He kept falling halfway and never reached zero.
PapapapapaPaa! *insert Mario 64 star select screen*
*mario waohohohoh sound, followed by the super mario sunshine lost a life jingle*
He fell where his soul is.
Legend says, he’s still falling to this day
@HELLUVA ENGINEER, Nah. Just a small splash and then a minute later he held up a sign that read "ouch."
Mr. Smee: “Captain, no splash.”
oh no, the lead singer of ‘daft punk: ireland’ died