That’s really hauling ass
@BigJohnson86, no, that's an ass hauling...
@BigJohnson86, a dab of turpentine on the butthole got them into the express lane
Ok, so I see a lot of these. My arguement is that a vacation is supposed to be stress free over everything else. For that reason I get started extra early so I dont need to push hard through the crowd to get where I need to go. I dont mind if I'm sitting for am hour in the terminal drinking overpriced alcohol waiting for the plane to open up. That said, if someone in the group was dragging ass when I'm trying to get moving, I would be livid and would be pushing them to move their ass.
@ThePandaPool , fück your needs I still have six hours before the flight I will take my time until I’m almost late and blame you for not telling me to hurry, after obviously being told 1,000 times
@ThePandaPool , Panda has spoken a truth. Praise the word. But no seriously I agree I never understood it until early teens when the later you arrive the more clusterfück of a crowd there is
@SpyroTheBabyDwagon, all that, and I always pay extra for nonstop flights, because changeovers are WAY too stressful.
@ThePandaPool , few things are as relaxing as knowing you don’t have to rush, drinking a cup of coffee looking at funny memes on your phone.
@ThePandaPool , you're using words. How cute.
@ThePandaPool , I will never be comfortable getting on a plane for a flight I might miss because the fvcking airlines always overbook. If they're worried about cost, perhaps they should lay off the entire TSA staff
When you’re about to miss the grand opening of your ark
That horses hooves gotta hurt like hell after that
I had a 7am flight first time. I got there at 5 am and omg airport was so dead. I ended up checking in, security check and going to my gate less than 10 minutes!! I was so bored for 2 hours lol.
Someone find the version of this that has 2JZ sounds dubbed over....
Why would they rush. They already missed the flight.
Oh yeah and these airplane jokes are so original and funny!!!
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I used this footage on a meme months ago and it got rejected by moderation.
I get plenty of good ones rejected and I'm beginning to notice why.
BS moderation! It's not even done by real people, per se. I'm gonna go see the folks at StuckPixel's office. Yea, all 3 of them and I have questions.
I hope the read this. Absolute bullsh!t
@Che D Lay sir, the moment you said "per se" made me wish I could give you a physical haymaker through the internet.
@Not him again, well. You're right