Note to self don't sing this out loud
@Lockheed , it's not a song...?
@Lockheed , too late :(
@Lockheed , neigh
@Lockheed , I did xD
@The Trolling Stones,
Anyone else read "Dr. Seduce" as "Dr. Suess" until after they read the poem and went back?
@4Jarvan, didn't notice until your comment.
@4Jarvan, you freaking read my mind *insert areyouawizard.jpg*
50 shades of Seuss
Dr. Seduce sounds like a title to a porno.
@joekicksit, ...I'll let you know in five minutes
@joekicksit, rule 34 my friend, never fails... It is indeed
Here come the "My childhood!" comments
That reminds me of when I wrote a love note to a girl. It said "if your head hurts ill f*ck your brains out & if your stomach hurts ill f*ck the sh*t out of you" it didn't work.
@That Reminds Me, really? I found that romantic ad thoughtful
@Ashael, lol I'm assuming sarcasm?
@That Reminds Me, yup. Although if someone ever gave me that I would laugh so hard and say yes to a date. Lols
@Ashael, why didn't you go to my school?
I like the way you think Dr. Seduce
Afternoon to you too, Stuckpixel
Well you've managed to f*ck my childhood.
Oooooo right in the childhood
@Shane W, this isn't dr. Seuce this is dr. Seduce
My childhood has been raped again by stuck pixel!
@GO STEP ON A LEGO, just want to say that I love your name, and I am going to say it to the next person that pisses me off lol:)
It really bugs me that the last line doesn't rhyme with anything (mostly because there are 7 lines, not 8.)
Thank you for once again ruining my childhood.
Ugh! Right in the childhood.
I will never read a Dr.Seuss book again.
Can I swear in the comment section like this pic does?
Waiting for waiting for ouch my childhood comments comments
Ask your mother about this because...
Question is.... Would you do it in a box with a fox? I love green eggs and ham.
the rate is in my hands:0
AGH! RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
Tiger Woods is the man.
Many many f*cks were given that day.
Let's see... Yup, all of it. Bye childhood, internet's won.
According to Freud, cat in the hat is about incest
What the hell?
Childhood ruined in 2.5 seconds
I'm buying this for my kid!
...What the actual f*ck?
Stuckpixel why must you ruin my childhood
Write in the childhood
Ow my childhood
You murdered my childhood. Ill never read dr suess the same.
Dr seduce f*cked me so hard
Sang it in my head.
I like this lol
Right in the childhood
Oh my god. This is beauiful
Well then... They will change everything
Dare a friend to sing this in front of they're parents
Once I had a childhood aaaaaaaaaand it's gone.
anyone else sang this? no...just me? ok...
I'm gonna use this on my GF, I will report in about a week!
Right in the childhood...
Had a childhood and its gone.
You can tie me to a chair and you can most definitely pull my hair ;)
But its soo true
Note to self: Don't sing this out loud. -Lockhead
woulda been better if instead of the hat, it was a red and white striped condom
Story of my life
@TheBigBadWolf, ... Add a line : doesn't matter how or where !
Reading this poem is probably not a good way to seduce someone.
This book's illustrations might give an awkward boner. O_0
I read the comments. Looked at Dr seduce. Looked at comments. Back at Dr seduce. Ohhhhhhh
I would've rhymed in a car with in a bar personally
That moment when both top comments are the same -_-
Took me a second to notice the Dr. Seduce...
Don't look at my name.
"Blah Blah Ruined Blah Blah Childhood!"