All the homies with pretty eyes, it is our time.
@Potatowhiskers, what about those of us with just the right amount of dimple? Are we meant to be lonely in this new world?
It also means I can go for longer without shaving so that's saving on working to unclog my bathroom sink.
@AJMalone, I do a passover with a trimmer over a plastic bag and get my beard 5oclock short, then do a clean shave with a razor over the sink, no clogging. Now I got a Walmart bag nearly full of beard hair under my sink
@AJMalone, protip, close the drain, shave, wipe the hair out and throw it in the trash can, then open it back up and rinse down the little bit thats left.
I don't have to smile at work as much.
Big mask, ball cap and big sun glasses. Now I'm just as pretty as everyone else.
Her: "Still no."
Your not ugly, your a just less beautiful
I resonate with this totally. As an English man with terrible teeth (who'd have thunk it) I get so many compliments now :)