I wish someone else would go for my dick in the morning
*your mom enters your room*
To wake you up for breakfast... you sick fvck!
@seeUpee, ... and to tell him he’s adopted.
Please, go on
@seeUpee, breakfast is more important then a wank right now
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, *cue porn music*
Well.... your body needs to check that blood can go everywhere it’s just jump starting your body. And if you let me in I’ll handle the rest with some sin for breakfast
Fun fact; morning wood is called nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT). One reason you wake up with one is because your testosterone levels are the highest when you first wake up. Another reason is that during the waking hours, your brain releases hormones to suppress boners
So sick of the nobody format