One time I walked in my sleep into the bathroom, took my shirt off, put it in the toilet, flushed it, and watched it just swirl around in the bowl. My mom woke me up that morning with the sopping wet balled up cloth in her hand and was just like "wtf is this?"
One of the strangest things that's happened to Past Killjoy.
@sir killjoy, I used to sleepwalk a lot, where I'd frequently just wake up under my bed, because apparently I don't know how to get back in it. I did know how to pour a glass of Dr. Pepper, leave it on the counter, and fall on the floor in the kitchen though.
@TheStarHawk, ha. Amateurs. I’ve woken up on the toilet, in the shower washing my hair, and with my head in the kitchen cupboard laying on the floor. I also apparently use to yell at my grandmother in my sleep in foreign languages (the only one she could understand was French but I never learned French so that makes no sense) and when I was sleeping at a friends house I once walked into the kitchen where his mother was sitting at the table, yelled at the top of my lungs “WHAT TIME IS IT!?” And proceeded to thank her politely and walk away after she told me the time
"Thanks closet monster, it's good to know I'm not alone"
I fell asleep in the afternoon once and woke up after dusk with my lights already on. I live alone...