Did you get that, I shjt you not?
@Hamilton Porter, he reserves his shjts
Are they not?
Somewhat related: I'm in Puerto Rico right now working on a conservation project, and a lot of my time is spent in a community garden raising erosion-resistant plants. There's also a giant female tortoise that lives in the garden.
Her name is Chipotle.
@Sexy Homunculus, So when are we having the tortoise burritos?
@satan of the north, when she finally kicks the bucket. Which'll probably be 100 years from now
Raymond for a boy
Barbara for a girl
Fun fact, Chandler is the dude, Bindi is the tortoise and the chick is Chandler’s daughter. You can tell because the girl is way too young to be his wife, also they are related so she can’t be his wife, and because that ultrasound image looks just like the tortoise.
@Jauffre, ehhh no, that’s Steve Irwin’s daughter and her husband you uncultured swine.
The tortoise was just the third they needed to get the mood going at the time, so obviously it’s a part of the celebration.
Kinda tought it would be a baby manta ray