My wife when someone asks her if everything’s alright at home.
Jk. I’m not married.
@Have An Upvote, ha
@Have An Upvote, Oh, OOhhh....oh
@Have An Upvote, What do you tell a woman with two back eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Just a joke. Don’t get mad. Or do, it’s the internet
Relax guys, he’s 1/4 raccoon.
*Cat is ready for Spookytime*
“Is it Spooktober yet?”
“Yes kitty. Yes, it is..”
Me when they ask "How'd work go?"