Dad: “Fúck me?!?”
*Son takes off mask to reveal it was Mom*
*they both put the masks back on and fúck*
*Son walks in*
Son: “Mom? ... M-me?”
Dad in mom’s mask: “Go find your Dad to read you a story”
*Son takes off mask to reveal it is the dog*
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I love you
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, Scooby Doo and the gang show up, see all the masks, and leave. Zoinks!
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, you sir took me on a ride and while I had no idea what was going on for the majority of it, my climax was very satisfying all the same. Much obliged
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, Lord Flashheart in a dog mask: “Love the beard, gives me something to hang on to. Woof!”
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, ok now to get this drawn up!
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I think I broke something reading that
Hm. Must be Scottish.
As a father, I’d say the opposite is more true.