yeah, that dog must masturbate a lot
@lgmn, well he does look pretty happy
I am new and sometimes my comments will tell lies. Try to spot the lies!
@lgmn, I would like to know how that owner found a dog with thumbs!
@I am liar, So... Was that a lie?
@I am liar, WHO SENT YOU!!!! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!!!!!!JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM US ALREADY!!!! Welcome to the app by the way.
When those sad pet commercials come on does anyone else try to change the channel before they start crying?
@That Reminds Me, I hate it how they try to make them extremely sad so you will accually buy whatever they are selling
@That Reminds Me, Is it that ASPCA thing or whatever? I just write it off as BS since the "clips" have a camera behind them, and some douche just stands there holding the animal while someone records it.
@That Reminds Me, one Christmas when that commercial came on, someone changed the channel and my grandpa(who is very old) goes, " Hey! Turn it back to the dog show! I was watching that". He was being serious. Lol.
@That Reminds Me, *le wild ASPCA commercial appears* try not to cry. Cry a lot.
@That Reminds Me, Yep but then I start thinking about the commercial and cry anyways
@That Reminds Me, when the commercial comes on my family leaves the room (5 people)
@That Reminds Me, not gonna lie I usually get pissed off and start cursing the TV for making me feel stuff... I'm a bad person.
@That Reminds Me, i do. What, just because I'm an insane murderer bear doesn't mean i don't have feelings!
@That Reminds Me, the username says it all
the dog is obviously sick and has a cold
@ThatsTheBottomLine, if that's the case, what does the,lotion help. Check.
This reminds me of that ep of adventure time where jake asks Finn to tell him a story cause he is sick
I need more tissue
No comments now ill comment and suddenly and explosion of comments!
Well when i was Fapping in my room i heard a yelp outside so i quickly put on my pants and saw that you were in the rain all by yourself so i took you inside and then i vowed to take care of you for the rest of my life.
Perfectly reasonable explanation. The guy has really bad dry skin in the winter and he needs to lotion up in the morning and in the afternoon. And the tissues are used to wipe up the excess lotion.
That's not my bed, there would be sand paper.
Anyone else think of Due Date?
Funny because I was just planning on fapping myself
That awkward moment when you realize your dad had a masturbation station on his nightstand after your parents got divorced O__O
Or its just kleenex, cough drops, and other normal bedside items.
Notice the conveniently placed jar of peanut butter next to the tissue paper.
A dog got to do something with his bone
Masturbation station jesus christ thats awesome
@That Reminds Me, in the arms of an angel
Lol I have those same fapkins on my bed
I'm in need of rescuing
That b!itch can shut up it still is adorable
Right there for everyday use.
Well I REALLY didn't expect that
FIRST!!! #YOLO! #SWAG!
@SaidEveryDBagEver, you're going to get yourself killed
@SaidEveryDBagEver, your username does not make this acceptable.
@SaidEveryDBagEver, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you talk normally ill let you go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
@SaidEveryDBagEver, ahh the username jokes never get old - saidnobodyever
@SaidEveryDBagEver, Your username does not excuse your comment. I would send a Paladin squad, but for this your punishment must be more severe. I have since ordered an orbital strike on your location. Good day.
@SaidEveryDBagEver, Please leave before you infect everyone else with your stupid.
@SaidEveryDBagEver, idk if I should thumb you down for saying first or thumbing you up for making fun of the douchebags on this app. Well played.
@SaidEveryDBagEver, sorry bro. I see what you're trying to do here but i just cannot bring myself to thumbs up your comment. Everything I despise in this world in one comment.
@dirtybawlsax, You sir, have made my day...
What is adorable about this pic?! It's just a dog.
@terrorist cat, I did so many takes at your username
@gray short guy, I read gay short guy when I saw your username
Bro he has a setup similar to mine
@That Reminds Me, Yes!!! OMG yes!!! I hate that!! it's so frikin sad!! I just can't take it! like if ur gonna get a pet/animal treat it right! or just don't get it at all!! simple as that.....