Neither one is your son unless you've been doing some wild stuff with dogs
@Hoopscallion, I hate pet parents. You’re pet owners you weirdos, they aren’t a stand in for human children...
@Soy un Ranchero, your right... they are better than humans
That's definitely a different dog right?
@GHWFluffy, yes, look at the eyes.
@18bluecat, and the nose
@GHWFluffy, and the crack addiction
@GHWFluffy, As a dog groomer, those are absolutely two different dogs
The other one just looks happy to be loved and on a side not if u gave birth to a dog it doesn’t matter which one it is u got problems
@bobbylupo, adopted children are still your children.... you don't need to give birth for them to be your child
@Gay Ninja, way to take a joke too seriously what r u my parents
Isn’t that Falcor?
That's your doggo on crack
He looks like an Asian dragon
He’s on crack cocaine
One is a marshmellow, the other is a sentient kilo of cocaine
What Dark Souls mod is that from?
You've been bamboozled