PCD is a clinically diagnosed disorder predominant in white anglo-saxon protestants. Treatment for PCD involves management of individual crises with the following sequence:
1.) Look at the calendar
2.) Confirm the month on the calendar is up-to-date
3.) If the month on the up-to-date calendar does not indicate December, proceed to step 4. Otherwise, proceed to step 5.
4.) Think long and hard (giggity) about why you feel the need to decorate for Christmas more than 30 days before Christmas and then go do something beneficial to society for once
5.) Consider just how much money and time you could spend contributing to society if you didn't engage in attention-whoring
@Empshok, you had me at “giggity”
Fvck that! Ready to get this garbage holiday out the way so I can put my tree up November 1st!
@Oh so cherry, *insert Greta Thunberg meme* HOW DARE YOU
@Awc123awc, I suppose there are more classless people downvoting my last comment who don’t appreciate Halloween (the best holiday)
Has anyone else had the incredible urge to tackle a mall Santa. I mean like just straight up spear the motherfvcker!
Santa isn't coming this year bc of Covid. Christmas is closed so after Thanksgiving we start decorating for Valentine's Day
Trust me, I LOVE christmas, yet when I walk into Costco halfway through September and see Huge Christmas displays, I kinda want to barf
This Christmas bashing mentality is what helps other religions take a firmer hold in your country.. change my mind..
(This is a joke, but, it's thought provoking I hope)
Pretty sure this is UCSB
Looking at you Cracker Barrel