“I’m not made of money.”
“Hi not made of money, I’m Son.”
@CunningLinguist, unbeknownst to that son heather who he met on the bender to Cancun was pregnant which allowed him to make such a joke.
@CunningLinguist, you little son-of-a-
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOCKED A GIRL UP! YOU'RE 16!!!! DAMNIT SON!
But dad, I didn't kn-
Damnit Boy! Who was it!? We need to let her know she's pregnant.
@mas2de, son: "some rando in Cancun called heather locklear".
Just don’t touch the thermostat
I always thought they were over reacting, but then I started paying my own power bill
Seriously. Once you pay electricity, you'll want to save as much power as U can.
But u need lights and fans to grow it