@dj evolve fan club, well I'm already up, so...
Wait, two men in a bed? That’s gay.
@ImNotRacistBut, nah bro it’s a gangbang, totally cool, no homo. We just waiting for the girl
@Your Darkest Secret, for 3 hours? Kinda sus...
@ImNotRacistBut, if u tuck it it aint gay
@dj evolve fan club, it’s not gay unless you push back
@ImNotRacistBut, it's not gay if you do it with yourself
@ImNotRacistBut, not if they’re 5 ft apart.
@Your Darkest Secret, nice
@dj evolve fan club, nice
This is me... every night, even though I have a security system
Do you not lock the door as soon as you come in?
@Link Silverblade, I grew up never locking the door. I often forget.
@Hot Coffee, I guess we know who the streets were kind to.
@Link Silverblade, nah, just grew up in a small town where everyone knows everything about everyone one.
He goes down to check the door but it’s slightly ajar. He hears a scream upstairs in his bedroom where his wife was sleeping, he runs back up to find his maddened wife embroiled in the arms what can only be described as his worst lovecraftian nightmare.
Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!
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Now anyone looking at memes in bed has to get up and go look