1 mph is a lot like getting married, which I just did this weekend!
@Mario Kart, I know a desperate plea for congratulations when I see one..
@Mario Kart, im not going go congratulate but good luck!
@Mario Kart, Congrats! Establish a routine of regular lovemaking before bed, so it becomes the ritual without which she can’t sleep...
@Mario Kart, congratulations my dude! Er, kart! I myself got engaged this weekend!!
@Mario Kart, much congrat my friend
@TheMightyImp, haha just sharing the joy
@A Deformed Penis, Some of the best advice I’ve had!
@Mario Kart, I see marriage gave you a free subscription to boomer humor as well
Congrats on the marriage my dude
@Mario Kart, you: hey I just got a spouce!
Me: hey, I'm getting mine next!
You: Hey I doubt it!
But actually I am getting married this weekend. Congratulations!
@Mario Kart, pics or it didn’t happen.
Oops, I mean congratulations!
@NotTheDoctor, haha oh shoot!
Its because what you're experiencing is acceleration, not velocity
@jouze, and the top 3 are closed systems
1mph is a lot like loosing a grandparent, which I did this weekend.... I should really get married so I don't end up all alone
Oh my god the guy is watching The Bachelor...what a god tier show
Not gonna lie I thought the guy in the top frame was gapping, and I thought the 67,000 mph had something to do with that. And I was very confused